My Perfect Cousin

DAMIAN STEPHEN O'NEILL, MICHAEL BRADLEY

Now I've got a cousin called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin were just not the same

Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's private joy
His mothers little golden boy

He's gotta a grade in economics
Maths - physics and bionics
He thinks that I'm a cabbage
'cause I hate university challenge
Even at the age of ten
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
'cause he flicked the kick
And I didn't know

Oh my perfect cousin ..

His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her
Now he's making lots of noise
Playing along with the art school boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame it's in vain total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
'cause Kevin he's in love with himself

Oh my perfect cousin

Trivia about the song My Perfect Cousin by The Undertones

On which albums was the song “My Perfect Cousin” released by The Undertones?
The Undertones released the song on the albums “Hypnotised” in 1980, “True Confessions (Singles = A's + B's)” in 2007, and “An Anthology” in 2008.
Who composed the song “My Perfect Cousin” by The Undertones?
The song “My Perfect Cousin” by The Undertones was composed by DAMIAN STEPHEN O'NEILL, MICHAEL BRADLEY.

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