Jimmy’s Crazy Conspiracy

[Verse 1: Kyle Falconer]
Dug too deep into Illuminatti
Rather have found out from the sleaziest paparazzi
Want to bet check the internet
It's something that I'd show you but its something that you might regret so don't check just yet

[Pre-Chorus: Kyle Falconer]
These cats are out to wipe out the nation
These pricks use us to fund their NASA station, so

[Chorus: Kyle Falconer]
We tell another constantly
But said telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through there home
We tell another constantly
But said telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through there home

[Verse 2: Kyle Falconer]
Jimmy simmer down I don't believe for one second
Lies like that are made up to suck people like you in
So don't bite the bate son
I've still not seen this documentary it puts down priests and that's something that I'm not into, I won't begin to
You talk so much of depopulation
Won't come to Dundee so I don't see why you're caring, so

[Chorus: Kyle Falconer]
We tell another constantly
Said telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through our homes

[Verse 3: Kyle Falconer]
Still not seen this documentary
Puts down priests I can't begin to
I've known you since elementary
I never asked you to grow cold
I only told you cause you're close to me
We argue

[Chorus: Kyle Falconer]
With one another constantly
When it's really not our place to say
We do it through the telephone sending cheap lies through our home
We tell each other constantly
When it's really not our place to say
We do it through the telephone and no ones ever wrong