Two Ton Tessie

Gene Pitney, Aaron Schroeder

She's big red lips and big brown eyes
And everything my mama's got is king-sized

Well, a-Two Ton Tessie
Oh yeah
Well, a-Two Ton Tessie
Uh huh
Well, she's big and round
And I love every pound

Now, when she holds me tight, it feels so nice
And I can't get it on unless I go around twice

Well, she's Two Ton Tessie
Oh yeah
Well, she's Two Ton Tessie
Uh huh
Well, she's big and round
And I love every pound

When we go to a dancе, they clear the placе
'Cause Tessie needs a lotta rockin' space
And she tips the scale at 303
And every fucking ounce belongs to me

Give me a big fat pig to suck and lick
And a hole [?] where I can stick my dick

Oh, she's Two Ton Tessie
Oh yeah
Well, a-Two Ton Tessie
Uh huh
Well, she's big and round
And I love every pound
Oh well, she's big and round
And I love every pound
Oh well, she's big and round
And I love every pound

Trivia about the song Two Ton Tessie by The Vindictives

On which albums was the song “Two Ton Tessie” released by The Vindictives?
The Vindictives released the song on the albums “The Compleat Party Time For Assholes” in 1995 and “Curious Oddities And The Bare Essentials” in 2003.
Who composed the song “Two Ton Tessie” by The Vindictives?
The song “Two Ton Tessie” by The Vindictives was composed by Gene Pitney, Aaron Schroeder.

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