Hazel Irvine

[Verse 1]
This is a song for Hazel Irvine
She's the girl that I wish was mine
She's too good for the BBC -
She does her research properly

[Chorus]
And at the Masters, in January
It was my birthday, and she winked at me!
Hazel Irvine

[Verse 2]
I always like those Scorttish girls
English girls are cold and mean
I think Hazel is an angel
When I see her on my screen

[Chorus]
And at the Masters, in January
It was my birthday, and she winked at me!
Hazel Irvine

[Verse 3]
She's too good for John and Steve
She wears her heart upon hеr sl;eeve
I think that she's the onе for me -
She was very sympahetic to Ding Junhui