Our Drummer Always Plays in the Nude

[Verse 1]
I like very comfortable girls
Who are straight but not quite
Who are ready for new adventures
Ready for the altogether unexpected

[Refrain]
I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice

[Verse 2]
When you find the right girl
She'll be rare and easily frightened
Use magic and secret potions
Take her to some far-off island

[Refrain]
I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice

[Verse 1]
I like very comfortable girls
Who are straight, but not quite
Who are ready for new adventures
Ready for the altogether unexpected

[Refrain]
I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 1]
I like very comfortable girls
Who are straight, but not quite
Who are ready for new adventures
Ready for the altogether unexpected

[Refrain]
I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice