Why Doesn’t Andy?

I go to parties
Head straight for the bathroom
Sit there for half an hour
Listen to the queue forming
I listen to the queue forming

I rise to meet them
Steeled for action
But the women are empowered
With a strange and brutal hatred for me

Why doesn't Andy talk on stage?
Why doesn't Andy act his age?
Why are the birds always in my dreams?
Why won't Stevie listen to me?

Why doesn't Andy talk on stage?
Why doesn't Andy act his age?
Why are the birds always in my dreams?
And why won't Stevie listen to me?