Testing, One, Two, Three

Testing, testing

One, two, three

One, two, three (repeat)

Sing, sing, sing a song

To the rock 'n' roll microphone

Oh yeah

Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet

To the swinging saxophone

Sing, sing, sing along

To your favorite opera tune

Ahoy there

Testing, one, two, three

One, two, three

Woo hoo hoo

Testing, one, two, three

One, two, three

Sing, sing, sing along

To the rock 'n' roll microphone

Oh yeah yeah

Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet

To the swinging saxophone

Sing, sing, sing along

To your favorite opera tune

Testing, one, two, three

Testing, one, two, three (repeat)

Captain, your microphone doesn't seem to be working

Oh no, Anthony, I don't know what's wrong

Well Captain, you have to turn your microphonic equipment on. Turn the switch on

Ahoy there! Woo hoo hoo, it's working!

One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three