Joneses Rule Of Sport

[Verse 1]
The wife, six kids, the boss, the dog
And the mistress Tuesday night
The kitchen sink, the midday drinks
It's a pool boy afternoon
Your boy he's a girl (A boy, a girl, a boy)
Here's the daddy's football star
Your girl she's a boy (A girl, a boy, a girl)
Not the prom queen anymore

[Chorus]
Forget what you've been taught
You're just plastic sold and bought
Because God knows all you want
In the Jones' rule of sport

[Verse 2]
Elect the man get fooled again
And you bought the mayor's new lawn
A TV smile don't touch that dial
Welcome to your life
It's done one by one (It's done, by one, it's done)
So you join the shopper's club
Same hair same face (It hurts, it's done, by phone)
Got to keep in the race

[Chorus]
Forget what you've been taught
You're just plastic sold and bought
Because God knows all you want
In the Jones' rule of sport

[Bridge]
So you criticize
Tie the noose too tight
Leaves you spinning around and around and around
To impersonate your life

[Chorus]
Forget what you've been taught
You're just plastic sold and bought
Because God knows all you want
In the Jones' rule of sport