The Tur-Key to My Heart

[Sully & Anne Reburn, both]
From the moment we first met
My love for you was so strong
I lived with such regret
'Til that day in late November came along

Your humble size, your juicy thighs
That honey glaze that glistens so bright
(Mashed potato, turkey on the bottom
Mashed potato, turkey on the bottom)
And when my eyes begin to wander
You bring them right back over yonder
With your luscious tryptophan that keeps me warm at night

So if loving you's so wrong
I don't wanna be right
Baby, you're the only thing that I want
Thanksgiving is over, and we'll soon be apart
But you're still the tur-key to my heart

Thanksgiving is ovеr, and we'll soon be apart
But you're still thе tur-key to my heart