My Ex Girl
[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s fucking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s
[Verse 1]
My ex is a fucked up stupid dumb bitch
All she wanna do with me is suck my motherfucking dick
And it gets on my nerves, she's a sex addict
And somehow everybody says that I'm a fucking prick
This bitch doesn't even wanna motherfucking cuddle
It kinda breaks my heart because I love to get nuzzled
You think I give a fuck all I produce is straight cringe?
I was born without fucks, and I haven't cared since
Back on the topic, she found me at Hot Topic
Searching for a shirt with my favorite band on it
She was talking mad gossip about me in a coffin
I wasn't wasting time, man I think I fucking lost it
I yelled her name loud and it shook the fucking ground
Think I could be heard from all the way around town
I got back in my car and went straight to my house
But I'm super paranoid that I can't even lie down
[Pre-Chorus]
I hate her, so much
[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s fucking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s
[Verse 2]
I woke up at midnight because I heard a strange noise
It was my ex girl and she also brought some fucking boys
They had cool ass pistols, but I wasn't really scared
Because I shot them all at once like I was triple-dog-dared
And I came prepared, I pulled out a bag of Wendy's
Cuz I knew to her the fucking burgers tasted like candy
But she blocked that shit, so much for coming in handy
In the moment everything was feeling hella uncanny
She karate chopped the bag and it all fell on the floor
So, I turned the fuck around and headed straight for the door
It was locked, so I stopped, and then she used the fucking force
And I was pulled back fast and then thrown down on the floor
She tried to stab me with a knife, but she forgot I was fast
I flopped around like a fish until I hopped off of my ass
And then I jumped out the window like as fast as the flash
I'm surprised that I actually came out of that all intact
[Pre-Chorus]
I hate her, so much
[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s fucking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s
I fucking got her Wendy’s
I’ll take that food back, bitch
[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s fucking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s