The Dumb & Funny Introduction - Skit

[Intro]
What the fuck is up, bitches? Rawr XD and all that shit, fuck yeah! I'm here to tell you that what I have been cookin' up lately is extremely fucking stupid and dumb and not in any way shape or form funny. I know it's called the dumb and funny album, but nah, it fucking sucks. It's kinda boring like the last album and the screaming is just as bad as it always has been, but anyways, hold on to your little fucking heads, and let's get into this bitch!

[Outro]
Oh, yeah! And fuck Dahvie Vanity, that fucking freak with that rainbow ass hair and shit, that motherfucker can rot in the lowest pit of Hell! Oh- I'm on? Let's go!