Counterfeit Faker
John Flansburgh, John Linnell
Call out the undertaker
Call out the police
The counterfeit faker
Is coming after me
Yes, I loved him like a brother
I loved him ambivalently
There's no way to measure
The damage he has done
Counterfeit faker
Carries a grudge
Nervous, I walk through windows
I walked through plate glass doors
Silent, his presence haunts me
And waves me on some more
Counterfeit faker
The damage has been done
Oh, do some damage, son
The damage has been done
The damage has been done
Counterfeit faker
Bring him on