The Nips Are Getting Bigger

[Verse 1]
Started out, just drinkin' beer
I don't know how or why or what I was doin' there
Just a couple more
Made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you
It was nothin' to do with the letter

[Verse 2]
I ran right out of beer
I took a look in the larder
No bones, nothin', I'd better go and get somethin' harder
Back in a flash
I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and Pat Malone
Drinking on our own

[Chorus]
Whoa, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa, the nips are gettin' biggеr
Yeah yeah, they'rе gettin' bigger

[Verse 3]
Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals
Are doin' to my brain
It doesn't worry me enough
To stop me from doin' it again
Wipin' out brain cells by the millions
But I don't care
It doesn't worry me
Even though I ain't got a lot to spare

[Chorus]
Whoa, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa yeah, they're gettin' bigger
Whoa, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah yeah, they're gettin' bigger
Whoa, the nips are gettin' bigger