Hungry Sally

Rain started falling from the sky
Hail the size of a baseball
Hitting the ground one by one
Out popped a little girl
Son of a gun

The town gathered round the miracleness
Bringing her food and wonderful gifts
She can heal, she´s a saint, she´s an angel of peace
Sent to save our world, yes indeed
She was Hungry Little Sally

She ate, and she ate, and she ate and she ate
Everything in sight
Especially the cake
She grew, she grew, she grew and she grew
In all of six days
She wore a size eleven shoe
She was hungry, Hungry Sally
Yeah she was hungry, little Sally

They lined up baby, to pay the price
To watch her eat 20 bucks worth a rise
The Christians, The Jews, and the Buddhists too
The Government wanted a little more proof
She was hungry, Hungry Sally
She was hungry, Hungry Sally

She grew and she grew into a big giant girl
She ate so much she had to hurl
She spewed all over the town
And flowers grew
She vomited on everybody
That's just the way she was
But no one cared
They thought it was a sign
That they were saved
A miracle, a real miracle

Hordes of people came from everywhere
And lots of money was in the air
The news and the town wanted a show
It really got bad, it was out of control
She was hungry, Hungry Sally
She was hungry, Hungry Sally
Yeah she was hungry, Hungry Sally
Yeah she was hungry, Hungry Sally

It didn't really matter what they saw
They made up their minds, she was from God
There was fighting and killing over the saint
She never said a word she just sat there and ate
She was hungry, Hungry Sally
Yeah she was hungry, Hungry Sally
Whoa she was hungry, Hungry Sally

On that sunday she finally stood up
Everyone took it as a sign of luck
She ate everything, even the wood
She started on people like they were food

Everyone started running for the hills
She bit off their heads just for the thrills
Some people thought they would be saved
So they lined up to feed the big ol' babe
Hungry Sally
Hungry Sally
Hungry Sally
Hungry Sally

Finally they called the marines
Shot her down with their M16s

The moral of the story is
Even saints have to eat