I’ve Been So Happy Living Down Here in the Water
Oh, indeed! Let’s bring this back to speed
A field we see, the usual shrubs and trees
A subtle breeze... look, just everything you need
And on the road we see someone you know
You remember, no? From a previous episode
Why, it’s Malcolm going on his way to home
He passes by a river wide a shimmering light catches his sight. And so he dives in and
Surprise! He sees our guy, and he recognizes the stony giant. He might, or it kinda reminds him
Of that giant bride. He waves a “hi”, and with big jewel eyes it sighs -
“Hello and welcome to my home here in the water. It’s so exciting, it’s exactly what I wanta
You see I travelled far to discover what I are...” and Malcolm laughed and corrected his
Grammar. Then he thought and said “ahh! I might be your father
My giant girlfriend was out every damn weekend. And I remember when, her eggs.. I dusted
Them. So yeah, no amends, I put it to an end.”
But he looked in awe at his crusty claw and its beastly jaw and the bear-like paws, and the
Stony warts and whatever more.. It was nothing like he’d seen before. ‘Cept his bride (the
Whore) and his mind it thought of all the sorts of guys she saw. And he stopped and paused
And chose to ignore it all... and said
“I always dreamt that I might have a son or daughter. Now you can live out in my house of
Brick and mortar.”
“But I’ve been happy living down here in the water. It’s so enticing, it’s precisely what I’m
After/orfter
“Oh! No you should come with me. Obey your father’s orders
You will move in at once into my living quarters.”
“AAAWWW but I was happy living deep down in the water
And it hurts to walk up there now that I’m made of boulder.”