Millions of Musketeers

I ​fell ​asleep ​in ​a ​field ​filled ​with ​rocks ​and ​mushrooms
Yeah, ​not ​too ​classy ​but ​it ​was ​comfy ​and ​nice
When ​to ​my ​surprise ​-
I ​got ​woked ​up ​(but ​I ​felt ​quite ​refreshed, ​well ​rested)
Heard ​all ​these ​sounds ​that ​I ​can’t ​quite ​describe
But ​I ​guess ​I’ll ​try, ​it ​sounded ​like
Millions ​of ​Musketeers
Running ​and ​screaming ​wild
Millions ​of ​Musketeers
And ​sure ​enough, ​when ​I ​looked ​up ​at ​the ​horizon
A ​bunch ​of ​musketeer ​dust ​filled ​my ​eyes
And ​also, ​there ​was ​flies
What ​did ​I ​do? ​Well ​I ​ask ​what ​wh.. ​what ​would ​you ​do?
I ​put ​on ​my ​boots ​and ​I ​ran ​for ​my ​life
(one ​boot ​was ​still ​untied)
You ​think ​I’m ​perhaps ​exaggerating? ​I ​am ​not
I ​had ​a ​pretty ​good ​view, ​I ​was ​up ​on ​a ​rock
I ​even ​paused ​for ​a ​second ​and ​counted ​the ​lot
Millions ​of ​Musketeers ​running ​and ​screaming ​wild
Millions ​of ​Musketeers. ​Felt ​hats ​and ​sharp ​rapiers
Millions ​of ​Musketeers
*musical ​representation ​of ​millions ​of ​musketeers ​running ​really ​fast*
*musical ​representation ​of ​me ​valiantly ​trying ​to ​outrun ​the ​musketeers
*musical ​representation ​of ​me ​getting ​really ​tired ​because ​of ​how ​unfit ​I ​am*
Well ​I ​gave ​up. ​I ​can’t ​outrun ​a ​musketeer ​mob!
I ​put ​my ​hands ​up ​and ​just ​closed ​my ​eyes
And ​they ​frickin ​ran ​on ​by!
Yeah ​you ​heard ​right! ​They ​weren’t ​out ​in ​that ​field ​to ​get ​me
They ​just ​kept ​screaming ​even ​though ​they ​were ​nice
Yeah, ​they ​seemed ​fine
So ​yeah, ​take ​note ​if ​you ​sleep ​in ​peculiar ​places
You ​might ​get ​woked ​up ​by ​this ​odd ​sound ​and ​sight
But ​you’ll ​be ​alright, ​it’s ​just ​those ​guys
Millions ​of ​Musketeers ​- ​yet ​not ​a ​musket ​in ​sight....?