Millennial Rant

[Intro]
Check, check
Yeah
Uh

[Chorus]
No, I'm not on TikTok
No I don't own a wristwatch with the big rocks
I just know that I can't let another second skip by
Let me rant, get this out
Might be thinking "Who is this guy?"
Just some millennial who's pissed off
No, I'm not on TikTok
No I don't own a wristwatch with the big rocks
I just know that I can't let another second skip by
Let me rant, get this out
Might be thinking "Who is this guy?"
Just some millennial who's pissed off

[Verse]
I'm making my return hoping just to earn paid attention
I know my absence ain't make a difference
Even the ones claiming they've been with me
As of late haven't accumulatеd listens
Entitled millennial, ain't too drivеn
Suburbanite since the age of six-ish
School of hard knocks, ain't have great attendance (Yeah, OK I get it)
I wanted my life on Broadway
How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Be a martyr without really dying
Treat my performance like the drafting of Zion
I'd run Homecoming at my alma mater
Lead the Cockpit without really flying
Safe to say you just fade away
When you talk of the come-up without really grinding (Let's go)
So I gotta get it
Do what they said I would when I grew up
They told me at age seven
Hate hypotheticals so if I said it you better place bets on odds I manifest it
(Facts)
Never been one to just talk then regret it
And act like an NFL corner backpedaling
Back-back-back-back (Woop!) Chris Berman
Even Swami Sez my future's uncertain
If I don't pop out like Pez with all these verses
Kill these instrumentals, ride 'em in hearses
No competition, no you-and-I versus
I got obscured doing too much observing
I gotta focus on me and my purpose
Put better energy in the universe
One thing I know how to do is just work
So these Boomers and Gen Xers cannot discourage
Say our generation's lost and don't give a shit
Viewing and producing negative images
Flashes on screens pique our interest (Ephemeral)
If you take a peek again it's (Subliminal)
Fake news is at its peak, apex and pinnacle
'Cause we can't distinguish real from the digital
Learned how to function from constant consumption
Long way from Conjunction Junction when we were kids
I hear all the statements you cynics give
I can even understand the sentiment
The logo's an asterisk, not a snowflake
So I won't get offended quick
I got a fire within me, try as you washed ones might to extinguish it
Instead of bitching at millennials, do more than read the Times- get with them
I'm tryna get with three sisters not named Kourtney, Khloe, Kim (Yeah that's cap)
I'm tryna get to the DJs, control spins like Chloe Kim (Back to back)
I got no gold on my neck but this here is my podium
I was told success is believing it's never an if but when
Jerz

[Chorus]
No, I'm not on TikTok
No I don't own a wristwatch with the big rocks
I just know that I can't let another second skip by
Let me rant, get this out
Might be thinking "Who is this guy?"
Just some millennial who's pissed off