Finch and Dench

Tom Thomas Lehrer

Frederick Finch
Never would flinch
Even in a pinch
Never gave an inch
Ev'rything was a cinchch
For Freddie Finch, Finchch
Freddie Finch

Deborah Dench
Was a cool wench
Sitting on a bench
She would often clench
A book that was all in Frenchch
Did Debbie Dench, Denchch
Debbie Dench

Finch saw Dench
Reading her French
Thought he'd try to wrench
Debbie from her bench
He brought a bunch
Of flowers to lunch
She was pleased as punch
And I have a hunch
The two of them are now in a clinchch
Dench
And
Finch, Finchch
Freddie Finch

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Who composed the song “Finch and Dench” by Tom Lehrer?
The song “Finch and Dench” by Tom Lehrer was composed by Tom Thomas Lehrer.

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