L-Y

Tom Thomas Lehrer

You're wearing your squeaky shoes
And right there taking a snooze
Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by?
Silently, silently
Silent L-Y

You're a secret agent man
Who's after the secret plan
How do you act so they don't know you're a spy?
Normally, normally
Normal L-Y

At an eating contest you boast
That you can eat the most
How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie?
Eagerly, eagerly
Eager L-Y

On the lake your boat upset
And your clothes got soaking wet
How do you stand and wait for them to dry?
D-d-d-d-d-d-patiently, d-d-d-d-d-d-patiently,
D-d-d-d-d-d-patient L-Y

In the public library
You fall and hurt your knee
But the sign says 'Quiet Please', so how Can you cry?
Quietly, quietly,
Quiet L-Y

As you walk along the street
A porcupine you meet
How do shake his hand when he says "Hi"?
Carefully, carefully
Careful L-Y

You enter a very dark room
And sitting there in the gloom
Is Dracula
Now how do you say goobye?
Immediately, immediately
Immediate L-Y

Trivia about the song L-Y by Tom Lehrer

On which albums was the song “L-Y” released by Tom Lehrer?
Tom Lehrer released the song on the albums “Revisited” in 1990, “The Rest Of Tom Lehrer” in 2010, and “The Conducted Tom Lehrer” in 2023.
Who composed the song “L-Y” by Tom Lehrer?
The song “L-Y” by Tom Lehrer was composed by Tom Thomas Lehrer.

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