N Apostrophe T

Tom Thomas Lehrer

Isn't it a lovely day?
No, it isn't
Could you come outside and play?
No, I couldn't
Did you ever take a hike?
No, I didn't
How'd you like to ride my bike?
Frankly, I wouldn't
Isn't, couldn't, didn't, wouldn't, is that all you can say?
Isn't, couldn't, didn't, wouldn't, yes, now go away
The sweetest sound to me
It stands for "Not"
I like it a lot
It's spelled N apostrophe T

Have you ever tried to smile?
No, I haven't
Won't you try it for a while?
No, I won't
Are there games to play in there?
No, there aren't
Then why d'you like to stay in there?
Frankly, I don't
Haven't, won't, aren't, don't, is that all you can say?
Haven't, won 't, aren't, don't, and I said "Go away"
Grouches all agree
We get a glow
From saying "No"
With N apostrophe T

Do you talk to anyone?
No, I don't
Come on out and have some fun
No, I couldn't
Can't you even tell me why?
No, I can't
Will it kill you just to try?
Well, I shouldn't
Don't, couldn't, can't, shouldn't, now try it once my way

Do
Do
Could
Could
Can
Can
Should
Should, hey, that feels okay
So come along with me
I'll give it a try
And say goodbye
To N apostrophe
N apostrophe
N apostrophe T

Trivia about the song N Apostrophe T by Tom Lehrer

On which albums was the song “N Apostrophe T” released by Tom Lehrer?
Tom Lehrer released the song on the albums “The Rest Of Tom Lehrer” in 2010 and “The Conducted Tom Lehrer” in 2023.
Who composed the song “N Apostrophe T” by Tom Lehrer?
The song “N Apostrophe T” by Tom Lehrer was composed by Tom Thomas Lehrer.

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