Speed's Song

All day long you whine and whimper
Sighing sighs and looking vague
Fold your arms and look tormented
(And) hide as if you had the plague

War-bl-ing pathetic love songs
Tossing in your sleep at night
Weeping (sob) --- just as if you'd lost your mother
Fasting with no appetite

Once you used to laugh at lovers
When they spoke of how it feels
Weeping (sob) --- only when you needed money
Fasting only between meals

You may be my master
But look how you behave!
Love is the master now
You are the slave