The Mumble Song
Tom Thomas Lehrer
My hands begin to fumble
My stomach starts to rumble
But what really makes me grumble
Is my cookies start to crumble
All I can do is mumble, "I luh, yoo"
My feet begin to stumble
I'm just about to tumble
My thoughts are all a-jumble
And my bee forgets to bumble
All I can do is mumble, "Luv yoommm"
You make me feel so, mmm, hummmble
That I stumble, tumble, jumble, bumble
Fumble, rumble, grumble, crumble
"Ah, lub yoom"
What?
I said, "Ah, luv yoommm"
What?
Pay attention, I said, "I luuuvvv yoooo"
"Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?"