Ace in the House

Tone, put that big ass size thirteen on
And kick it for the homies tarzan yell
Just callin' my dog, man

Tricks are for kids, and men are for tricks
Ace he's the number one pet det
No need for a fireman
When your cat's up a tree, he's
The one that you hire, man
Known to bring 'em back alive
If your cat's scratched
Or if your turkey got jive
A little loco en la cabeza
But still got charm
Brought 'em back to Ol' MacDonald's farm
So hey diddle diddle, what's laid in the park
Chasin' more pets than Noah's Ark
No need for a paint if numbers get deleted
Ace on the case, and the job is completed
Simple as Simon, when I start rhymin'
Always tell the truth
So you know I'm not lyin'
Down with the ladies as a lover undercover
Break 1:

Yo, Ace is in the house

Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house

Well if Ace is in the house, so must be Loc
Blowin' up like a cloud of smoke
Checkin' all of his bitches at home
But I'm the dog with the biggest bone (WOOF)
I grip the mic like pliers, no one's flyer
Yo, Ace is for hire a floor room show piece
Solvin' more crimes than the hot damn police
Tryin' to do it legal
Lookin' for a dolphin, beating on a eagle
Nothin' ever planned
Remember, Ace got the face of
A helpful detective man crazy like Harpo
Busted-out windows in his Monte Carlo
Loud clothes, black boots
Dutch style hair, no time for a suit
But I don't give a damn if he's way out
Yo, tell him who's in the house break 2:

Don't worry, ma'am ace'll find your pussy
CAT, that is

You know, uh, Ace
I was, uh, checking you out and everythang
And i have to admit
You are the best pet detective there is
Although, uh, you are the only
Pet detective there is, but
You're still number one i got to go, uh
My zebra's double parked outside peace
To the west side tribe
Tell 'em who's in the house

Ace is in the house i said Ace in the house
I said Ace in the house
I said Ace in the house

Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house