Sitcom Wives

Sitcom wives
Sitcom wives
Stirring the loins of men everywhere
I'm stirred right up
Like an Ovaltine cup
Sleep is for sheep
Just to give them something to do
My driving's worse
Slow and inefficient
We'll drive real slow
Geronimo
All that socialising killed it for me
Lost it
Blank in the brain every thought spent on someone else
Not sure if it's a waste
Just spent that's all
Up to my waist
The morphine and the sharks
I was the dead fish on the harbour
Times got worse
But I felt good though
My face in the gravel and sand
Even the water's just foam
Too much science fiction in my brain and chlorine in my eyes
Poolside
And I'm fried
Like my bacon like my eggs I'm toast
Like my toast
I've seen spectacles