Just The Way We Do It

Another NASCAR Sunday party on the farm
Run a cord out the window, put the TV in the yard
Preacher's in the kitchen, second piece of pie
Askin' Uncle Jimmy why he never got baptized

Well, what's got into Jenny? She's out of her mind
Bobby said she's been a sippin' Delbert's moonshine
We seen her by the river a rollin' in the mud
Now she's hot pants dancin' on the hood of my truck

Well, that's alright, get you some ribs
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody gettin' hurt, so don't be scared
That's just the way we do it 'round here

Well, see them longhairs stumbling outta the van
That's one homegrown half-stoned hillbilly band
They'll be crankin' it up when the sun goes down
You'll hear, "Gimme Three Steps, Gimme Three Steps, Mister"
All the way to town

Well, that's alright, get you some ribs
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody gettin' hurt, so don't be scared
That's just the way we do it 'round here, yeah

Well, long about midnight without fail
The county sheriff, hotter than hinges of hell
Said, "If you don't shut her down I'll haul y'all in
You're breakin' the law, son"
But Mama just grins

Says, that's alright, get you some ribs
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody gettin' hurt, so don't be scared
That's just the way we do it 'round here
Yeah, that's just the way we do it 'round here
That's how we do it 'round here