Trailer Bride

[Verse 1]
Bad weather, they said it on the radio
Mobile homes ain’t safe in a tornado
But I’m brave and my hairy man’s by my side
It’s so exciting to be a trailer bride

[Chorus]
I’m a trailer bride
Someday I’ll get me a double-wide
I’m a trailer bride
I’m a trailer bride

[Verse 2]
Met my baby at the laundromat
Skoal kisses, oh man, that’s where it’s at
Now he’s with his buddies shooting at some deer
Know he’s drinking, hope he brings home some of that beer

[Chorus]
I’m a trailer bride
Someday I’ll get me a doublе-wide
I’m a trailer bride
I’m a trailеr bride

[Verse 3]
Know I’m sexy, my hair’s in a poodle perm
Men, they stare, but I don’t give a darn
Tight jeans are never out of style
Let’s go hang out at Walmart for a while

[Chorus]
I’m a trailer bride
Someday I’ll get me a double-wide
I’m a trailer bride
I’m a trailer bride