Scarecrow Ted

Julian Weisberg

[Verse 1]
Scarecrow Ted's got a mangled scythe
He uses to terrorize teenage trysts
If you ask him if he has a brain
You'll find yours in the pumpkin on the porch

[Verse 2]
Piano wire locks his cheeks
Elastic flesh makes his audience shriek
If you ask him to swarm his sorrow
Maybe he'll allow you to skulk on by

[Chorus]
In a bout with the scarecrow
A mere scream will damn your days
If you wish to thwart the knell
You must escape his unforgiving maze

[Verse 3]
Boots on stairs deliver grand chills
Frosty bugs that tickle your fragile will
If you ask him why he hikes slowly
You'll get a flying tent spike in your head

[Bridge]
Grab the Aqua Net (Do it, Mary)
Takе the scissors too
It doesn't matter how naivе you look
At least you're duel-appropriate now

Seize the clarinet (Do it, Chrissy)
Take the razors too
It doesn't matter how naive you look
At least you're duel-appropriate now

[Verse 4]
Scarecrow Ted's got a mangled scythe
He uses to terrorize teenage trysts
If you ask him if he has a brain
You'll find yours in the pumpkin on the porch

Trivia about the song Scarecrow Ted by Transgenic Nightmare Art

When was the song “Scarecrow Ted” released by Transgenic Nightmare Art?
The song Scarecrow Ted was released in 2022, on the album “Surveying the Moon with a Whimsical Witch”.
Who composed the song “Scarecrow Ted” by Transgenic Nightmare Art?
The song “Scarecrow Ted” by Transgenic Nightmare Art was composed by Julian Weisberg.

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