Broken Barometer Blues
"In Nashville in 72 degrees Fahrenheit with partly sunny skies
Tonight you can expect cloudy skies moving in and out with a low of 50 degrees"
Hey Alexa (yes, Travie)
Could you please tell me what Jessica that I'm gonna get today
'Cause it's been a hell of a month
And quite honestly I just wanna know she's okay
And while you're at it what's today's forecast
I'm hoping for sun but I think it might rain
So if you're predicting overcast
Let me know ASAP so I'm prepared for the pain 'cause
I had time to reassess this mess you made
And now it's best for you to
Find somebody else to put up with you
Girl you know you change like the weather (you change)
No, no I'm never gonna figure you out (never gonna figure you out)
Here's the thing (here's the thing)
I feel better without you always fucking bringing me down (I feel better)
And it's so perplexing
Tryna find the right colors to match her mood swings
But I've been perfecting the hues
I choose to use to do the right thing
And here we go again
Torrential downpours goddamn I can't win
Another pair of galoshes
Wonder if she even cares that it's tearing my pockets up
I had time to reassess this mess you made
And now it's best for you to
Find somebody else to put up with you
Girl you know you change like the weather (you change)
No, no I'm never gonna figure you out (never gonna figure you out)
Here's the thing (here's the thing)
I feel better without you always fucking bringing me down (I feel better)
Hey Alexa, I hate to bug you twice in one day
But may I pick apart your AI
For a second that's the second time she left me
And I'm at the point I'm starting to second-guess the way I deal with her
It's astonishing I'm still with her
But there ain't no sunshine if I can't Bill Wither
So I'ma just throw on a heavy sweater
And cross my fingers and pray for better weather
You'd have me begging on my knees and
Instead I'm bouncing off the ceiling
I'm finally getting back to me
Without you always fucking bringing me down
Girl you know you change like the weather (you change)
No, no I'm never gonna figure you out (never gonna figure you out)
Here's the thing (here's the thing)
I feel better without you always fucking bringing me down (I feel better)
Girl you know you change like the weather (you'd have me begging on my knees and)
No, no I'm never gonna figure you out (instead I'm bouncing off the ceiling)
Here's the thing (I'm finally getting back to me)
I feel better without you always fucking bringing me down (without you always fucking bringing me down)