I Love Eating Cheese

I love eating cheese
I'll have another bratwurst please
If it's filled with cheddar cheese
The ketchup I will squeeze
And wear it on my sleeve
It's cheese I do believe
I hear it calling me
I love you, cheese loves me, yeah I
I love eating cheese

I am physically
Addicted to cheddar cheese
I can't control my need
It's yellow when I bleed
Please cover me with cheese
When you bury me
My grave should read when I die
He loved eating cheese

Solo:

I love you, cheese loves me, cause I
I love eating cheese

I aggressively
Approach the grocery
I pass the bakery
Now I'm running down aisle three
It's like a drug to me
So rich and so creamy
You get the Ritz, get the Schlitz and I'll
I'll go get the cheese

I'm begging on my knees
For another slice of cheese
Just think if it was free
It would be bigger than the lottery
I think cheese is a fantasy
I really do believe
Hey, hey Wisconsin (hey, hey Wisconsin)
So sing a long with me

I love eating cheese
I love eating cheese
I love eating cheese