It’s Burnin (Skit)

[Radio static]
[Woman moaning, slurping noises, man moans at 00:32 and 00:42 before noises stop at 00:49]
[00:50 Woman 2, slightly in background ]
One went straight and damn near put my eye out!
I'm over there, it went straight in my eye!
And I gotta blow my nose, it's in my nose! HURRY UP!
Man, I never had nut shot in my damn eye, it's burnin'!
[Radio static]