Popstar Clones
[Verse 1: Joelistics]
I write raps about girls, drugs and politics
One of these subjects helps get me more sex
The other makes me seem more intelligent and complex
And the last one, umm, I forget
I tripped in and tripped on a whole wide world of wrong
A misfit in high school who everybody on picked on
And that's the real reason why I really write these songs
So I can get love from brunettes and blondes
Tonight, I'm gon' dance like Napoleon Dynamite
Take my position there up and behind the mic
Walk into the parliament and feed 'em all cyanide
And liberate slaves who were workin' the nine-to-five
I guess I'm the guy, plottin' the plot
I'm only in hip-hop so I can buy a yacht
A mansion and a Rolex and an antique Mercedes
I'm only in hip-hop for the ladies, yeah
I'm bigger than both of Biggie Smalls' balls
And I'm doin' a tour of shopping centres and malls
And I'm the first one who coined the phrase "yes y'all"
So you all owe me royalty
Well, I'm a rapper, I'm the life of the party
Like a used car salesman, but much more charming
I'm gonna be big in Japan, you know I am
Yes, you best understand, man, I am the man
[Chorus]
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ringtones
And I wanna be a popular popstar clone
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ringtones
And I wanna be a popular popstar clone
[Verse 2: Seed MC]
I'm convinced that I got a career in the theater and
Even as a fully revered remix pioneer
That gets me chicks from all the way here to Siberia
'S a lot of hits out there, but mine are far superior
Now let me get close up to the mic diaphragm
And tell you how really, really good I am
Hip shootin' hooks like I'm Yosemite Sam
Did I mention that I'm really good looking?
"Nah, man! Tell me about it!"
I'm really well hung, stylistically
After every show, all the girls start frisking me
I'm literally so hot, dignified and so pot
Mick Jagger and all the other rock gods are even into me
Not just my looks, but my musical hooks (We can get together!)
(Aw shit, I lost my page)
(Hang on a second, I just gotta get this-)
[Chorus]
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ringtones
And I wanna be a popular popstar clone
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ringtones
And I wanna be a popular popstar clone
[Outro: Joelistics]
We are young
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
From the first knowing
Love is a battlefield
Hip-hop's a battlefield
Love is a battlefield
Hip-hop's a battlefield
Love is a battlefield
Hip-hop's a battlefield
(Believe it, yeah)