F U PAINTSVILLE KENTUCKY

Dagburn dagburn, dagburn, dagburn

The people in my town in Wendy's are mean
Every time I walk in they're gobblin' at me
And I know the fuckin' mayor got
You to do it for free
And Upchurch drove here all
The way from Tennessee
It's early in the mornin' and
I'm climbin' a tree
Just to watch the police while
They're drivin' down the street
Then the neighbor called the damn 5-0 on me
'Cause I'm yellin' so loud on my iPhone 3

I said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor
They're all tryin' to fuck me
And John Holbrook sent me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna
Have to come look F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn F U, Paintsville, Kentucky dagburn

I was higher than a astronaut
When I was arguin' with Mike Endicott
Zach Davison ain't a cop (He ain't?)
He was last week, but now he's not
(Why's that?) prolly 'cause I figured out
The mystery of them (Yep)
Conspirin' on me with Illuminati at the gym
(Yep) i pulled up in the Rodeo
And acted like a bitch
And I pulled out my iPhone and
I wiggled all my tit's

It said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor
They're all tryin' to fuck me
And John Holbrook gave me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna
Have to come look F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn F U, Paintsville, Kentucky dagburn

Mike Twelvepoint don't live 'round here
Mike Twelvepoint ain't even a real deer
(He ain't) mike Twelvepoint ain't no mayor
Mike Twelvepoint is a pussy-slayer
(Oh, wait, no he ain't)
(Hey, delete that last line)

F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
The cops, the mayor, they're all they're all
I'm offbeat, they're all tryin' to fuck me
It's all their fault uh
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
The citizens and the cops F U, Paintsville

Dagburn dang ol' you can cry me another one