Jozeemo vs. Smoove Da Juugman
[Jozeemo]
What the FUCK is he doin' here!?
He ain't even URL material!
I mean, literally, you have no stock
Fuckin' with the boy in blue warranted this bitch's death: that's no-knock
How can I put this gently?
Comparin' me to you is like comparin' GTA V to Roblox
Transformers to GoBots!
Natural Nubian lips to Botox!
Remember that emergency surgery
It's plastic, I'm shelled up
Botox? Whatever I shoot...tend to swell up
Naw, wrist game, Botox
Half a brick, you gotta hit it wit' like...10 to swell up
Clone bars, got me in here repeatin' myself
The Crucible is mine to lose
I ain't gon' jack off this opportunity
See, my Saga won't conclude wit' me beatin' myself
I'm a heathen myself
'Cause if somebody gotta die, I'd rather it be he than myself!
'Cause I remember that dark night (Dark Knight)
Niggas ran into the wrong Joker
But that was a conversation between Heath and myself
I'mma stop right there
'Cause I was a...
[Smoove Da Juugman]
Bitch, I am Smoove Da motherfucking Juugman!
No other introductions - let's start the show, ho
Grip a fo'-fo'
And that's for any nigga tryna lamp over I like the Pixar logo!
Which one of these niggas wanna start somethin'?
Get 'em all bludgeoned
When I was a small young'un, I was choppin' onions
The razor in my hand felt like the ax from Paul Bunyan
But this gun, I still refuse to get registered: Nicki Minaj husband!
He get the dirt for cheap, murder spree
I'll get him murked for free
Go out on a limb? Shit, we'll take one to close up every V
Lose a leg from what's in my palm that I'll burst and squeeze
And he gon' need a peg assist (Pegasus) like Hercules!
Fuck what you sayin' (Saiyan), God
Get your shit blew (blue): we Vegeta tops
Let heaters pop
Caught him in traffic, now that lemon wedge(d) on the glass like a tequila shot!
Colombian perico - (*sniff*) - on the strip, makin' mad noise, G
Plug got me out here coppin' somethin' old like Bad Boys 3
So keep calm!
I'm not a nigga you should speak on
The heat drawn
Baby .9, it's electrifying: I'm Raising Dion!
Big guns!
Big guns- I'm like that
Big guns, I call 'em "Shock" and "Awe"
'Cause you know, "shock & awe", he'll get shot and "Aww..."
How he be trappin', but look homeless?
How y'all hype a fraud?
The only time they state him (Statham) next to the Rock? Hobbs & Shaw!
He dead mad again...
Scout wishin' they could trade a bitch like sex traffickin'
Lead tappin' him
Coroners Saran-wrappin' him
All they could say, "This is fucked...Jesus Christ!": Mary Magdalene!
'Cause I'm the Juugman - that's S-M-double O-V-E
And at the end of the day, nigga, I be me
You fucked up bettin' against me
Stupid idiot