The Laziest Gal in Town

Its not cause I wouldnt
Its not cause I shouldnt
And you know that its not cause I couldnt
Its simply because Im the laziest gal in town
My poor heart is achin
To bring home the bacon
And if Im alone and forsaken
Its simply because Im the laziest gal in town
Sure Im more more than willing to learn
How all these gals get money to burn
Every proposition I turn down
Way down
Its not cause I wouldnt
Its not cause I shouldnt
And you know that its not cause I couldnt
Its simply because Im the laziest gal in town
Nothing ever worries me, nothing ever hurries me
I take pleasure leisurely
Even when I kiss
And when I kiss they want some more
And wanting more becomes a bore
It isnt worth the fighting for
So I tell them this
Its not cause I wouldnt
Its not cause I shouldnt
And you know that its not cause I couldnt
Its simply because Im the laziest...
The laziest gal in town
Im just lazy!