Couldn't Get Laid

Now John aint the top of the class he got
Bs, Cs alone and he sad, asked a girl to prom, promptly she dropped him and laughed
Low behold he showed up to the school with a strap like
This is for the bitch that never noticed me
This is for the teachers that said I had trouble focusing
One shot two, three four down and bruised, its for real now, the feds approaching him like

Whole school panics
News crew cameras
Swat team, cop scene
Rooftop vantage

Kids got bandages,
John's gun stammers
While they load up the red dot blammer like

cll cause he couldn't get laid
cll cause he couldn't get laid

Donny the cmerican dream
Middle class and white, quite the cmerican scene
His wife ain't giving out cause she just sick of his shit
So he at work steady flirting with the intern chick and
Somehow
Recently he was promoted to power
Walks around the office like nobody stopping me now
cnd one night after hours he got a little too cocky
cnd put his hands on an innocent body like (ugh) yikes

His whole life flashes cause
HR stamped it and it's
Laid off, rape charge
Court case happens
His wife vanished
Oh how tragic
Now he's trapped in the slammer on his knees like (please forgive me)

cll cause he couldn't laid
cll cause he couldn't laid
cll cause he couldn't laid
cll cause he couldn't laid

cnd it keeps on happening
In repeat patterns
Men lie, women lie
The police cappin'
Worldwide genocide
Lead by the captains
cnd it always feels like it might be a phase

Prayers ain't action
No thoughts factored
Bad law, in-charge
Policies backwards
Feels like sometimes
cll this happens
Cause someone up there is just not getting laid