The Water Buffalo Song

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings
A silly song, so without further adieu
Silly songs with Larry, the water buffalo song

Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo

I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some Lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a
(Stop it, stop)

Stop right this instant
What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo
When everybody does not have a water buffalo
We're going to get nasty letters saying

"Where's my water buffalo?
Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so, just stop being so silly

This has been silly songs with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Hers was small but then it