Blondes (Have More Fun)

Is it matter of opinion
Or just a contridiction
But from where I come from
Blondes have more fun
Just watch them sisters
On a Saturday night
Peroxide Causin' all the fights
Oh yeah, oh yeah

I took a rose in Texas
She gave me plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
Cause of a recent face lift
She had no idea of what love's about
Kept the one o' clock call
On the casting couch, oh yeah, oh yeah

You can keep your black and your redheads
You can keep your brunettes too
I want a girl that's semi-intelligent
Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2 boy
And that ain't all

I got a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about it in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw 'em dancin'
At the County Hall
With the short fat guys prematurely bald,
oh no, no, no, no

You can keep your black and your redheads
You can keep your brunettes too
Don't want a subservient woman
Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2
Boy and that ain't all