Da Agony

Yo (yo yo) dem know a Kartel (when?)
Inna di 80s hey! Lawd have his mercy
A Kartel enuh di teacha, hey
Lawd have his mercy
Weh di gyal dem seh, eeh?

Me have di agony, give it to Karen
Karen went, tell a friend friend
So di friend friend send Gwen
Now Gwen Gwen recommend mend di
Cocky wid di bend bend
Wid di bend bend, wid di bend

Gyal come gimme di style
Come gimmе di style
It wicked and wicked and wild
Do you rathеr di kitchen or
Di patio or di tile
Mek me nibble di breast like chicken
When it fry inna cooking oil
While you siddung pon di ting weh
Longer than di river Nile follow mi!
Fi get di lovin' gyal, walkin many many mile
Fi me force up di vagile until it get fragile
When me salad a gyal and shift har
Up and give har couple pile
A CNN number she dial and tell dem seh

Me have di agony, give it to Karen
Karen went, tell a friend friend
So di friend friend send Gwen
Now Gwen Gwen recommend mend di
Cocky wid di bend bend
Wid di bend bend, wid di bend

Hey, gyal want di sinting
Dem send fi di kingpin
Seh seh want me fi send it up inna di inting
Till me buss like di bomb dem weh Bill fling
Guinness and ginseng we bring to di pimpin'
Gyal enter walking, when exit she limping
After she ask what I'm smoking and drinking
She seh she feel like
Titanic when it's sinking
She seh every newspaper should
Be printing seh

Me have di agony, give it to Karen
Karen went, tell a friend friend
Now di friend friend send Gwen
Now Gwen Gwen recommend mend di
Cocky wid di bend bend
Wid di bend bend, wid di bend
Gyal come gimme di style
Come gimme di style
It wicked and wicked and wild
Do you rather di kitchen or
Di patio or di tile
Mek me nibble di breast like chicken
When it fry inna cooking oil
While you siddung pon di ting weh
Longer than di river Nile follow mi!

Fi get di lovin' gyal, walkin many many mile
Fi me force up di vagile until it get fragile
When me salad a gyal and shift har
Up and give har couple pile
A CNN number she dial and tell dem seh

Me have di agony, give it to Karen
Karen went, tell a friend friend
So di friend friend send Gwen
Now Gwen Gwen recommend mend di
Cocky wid di bend bend
Wid di bend bend, wid di bend

Hey, gyal want di sinting
Dem send fi di kingpin
Seh seh want me fi send it up inna di inting
Till me buss like di bomb dem weh Bill fling
Guinness and ginseng we bring to di pimpin'
Gyal enter walking, when exit she limping
After she ask what I'm smoking and drinking
She seh she feel like
Titanic when it's sinking
She seh every newspaper should
Be printing seh

Me have di agony, give it to Karen
Karen went, tell a friend friend
Now di friend friend send Gwen
Now Gwen Gwen recommend mend di
Cocky wid di bend bend
Wid di bend bend, wid di bend
Gyal come gimme di style
Come gimme di style
It wicked and wicked and wild