Kazoo March in C Major

I woke up this morning and made me some eggs
But the eggs was so runny they musta had legs
Cuz they ran to the store and they bought me 12 more
And there kissed me goodbye as I ran out the door
And I didn’t know what to do
So I grabbed my old kazoo

Sammy said, “Hi”
And Simone said, “Goodbye”
So we went for a sandwich just Sammy and I
But then Sammy got mad cuz the sandwich she had
Was the sandwich that Sammy had made for her dad
And there was nothing that I could do
So I grabbed my old kazoo

Well my kazoo is broken but it sounds alright
And I find myself blowing on it every night
So when those Saints go marching I’ll be marching too
But I’ll bring my old kazoo

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!

I like corn and I like pizza
He likes corn and he likes pizza
I watch the ballgame from my seat in the bleachers
He watch the ballgame from his seat in the bleachers
I learned this song form my old school teacher
He learned this song form his old school teacher

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!