White People Can’t Dance

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
The world is made of many creatures
And each comes with its custom features
Birds are built with the wings to fly
That's how it is, you don't ask why
Eagles don’t attempt to swim
And fish can't swing from limb to limb
Snakes don't walk and bats can't see
Check it out and you'll agree
You can tell with just one glance
White people can't dance

[Chorus]
White people can't dance
If they move to the beat it's just by chance
They wiggle and squiggle and dress for the part
But they dance from their head, not from their heart
So in England, America, Russia and France
Technology tends to advance
But white people can’t dance
White people can’t dance

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
White people can't dance
Look at homeboy there like he’s plugged to the wall
Better keep your distance, he just might fall
His mind is at the office, his eye is on the mirror
He's out of breath and coughing, time to drink another beer
Better check his blood pressure, he might be in a trance
It's really nothing serious, white people can't dance

[Verse 3]
White people can't dance
They can change your transmission or lie for you in court
Teach you how to cheat on your income tax report
They're good at making weapons at big atomic plants
But when it comes to stepping, white people can't dance
White people can't dance

[Chorus]
White people can't dance
If they move to the beat it's just by chance
They wiggle and squiggle and dress for the part
But they dance from their heads, not from their hearts
But in England, America, Russia and France
Technology tends to advance
But white people can't dance
White people can't dance
White people can't dance
White people can't dance

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
White people can't dance
White people can't dance
If they move to the beat it's just by chance
They wiggle and squiggle and dress for the part
But they dance from their heads, not from their hearts
But in England, America, Russia and France
Technology tends to advance
But white people can't dance
White people can't dance
White people can't dance
White people can't dance

[Outro]
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