Just A Boy

When I was just a boy I lived by the riverside
I had a jug of wine, I always sat too high
Grandpa, give me a swig from this frothing beer

When I was just a girl I had me lots of friends
We'd party every night, they gave me lots of booze
Didn't know I was just a boy in women's underwear

When I was just a man I lived at the corner bar
I had a four-inch friend to help me hide the scar
Everyone was happy, and everyone was sad

The End