Cavity Search

Bono / U2 / Weird Al Yankovic

Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

Trivia about the song Cavity Search by "Weird Al" Yankovic

When was the song “Cavity Search” released by "Weird Al" Yankovic?
The song Cavity Search was released in 1996, on the album “Bad Hair Day”.
Who composed the song “Cavity Search” by "Weird Al" Yankovic?
The song “Cavity Search” by "Weird Al" Yankovic was composed by Bono, U2, and Weird Al Yankovic.

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