First World Problems

“Weird Al” Yankovic

My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
I got

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I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials, can't, I'm watching live T.V
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

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First world, first world problems
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Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
So I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

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First world, first world problems
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Trivia about the song First World Problems by "Weird Al" Yankovic

When was the song “First World Problems” released by "Weird Al" Yankovic?
The song First World Problems was released in 2014, on the album “Mandatory Fun”.
Who composed the song “First World Problems” by "Weird Al" Yankovic?
The song “First World Problems” by "Weird Al" Yankovic was composed by “Weird Al” Yankovic.

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