If That Isn't Love
Ooh yeah, oh
I'm your shelter from the storm you'll know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is
Na na na na na na na, na na na na
No I guess I don't know
Na na na na na na na
Ah listen now
There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
I coulda finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
And I'll make sure to call you baby every time I forget your name
I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
'Cause all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is
Na na na na na na na, na na na na
Well then I don't know
Na na na na na na na
Oh no
Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia, well I still adore you
I'll kiss you even if you have omelets for breakfast and I can't stand omelets
After I take a bath if it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
I'll give you my word you're so beautiful
You make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
Every time I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
If you get drunk and pass out I'll never sharpie up your face
And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
I totally support every idiotic thing you do
And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you
And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is
Na na na na na na na, na na na na
No I don't know what love is
Na na na na na na na na
Well I don't know what love is
Na na na na na na na na
I don't know what love is