2x4
Thank God for how I'm learning how to live
That's the ticket
That's the way of the world
That's the spirit
2x4, 2x4
2x4, 2x4
I'm going to hit you with a 2x4
Johnny Rotten beat me upside the head with a billy club
He also knocked me to the ground
He also shot me with his BB gun
2x4, 2x4
2x4, 2x4
I'm going to hit you with a 2x4
The electric eel shocked the hell out of me
He also blew me out of the water
He did, thanks to his ass
2x4, 2x4
2x4, 2x4
I'm going to hit you with a 2x4
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Pontiac, we build excitement