Andy Kane

[Verse 1]
You are a dirty bum
You are a freeloader
You are a ripoff artist
You are a worthless asshole

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[Verse 2]
You are a damn fool
You are a scammer
You are a swindler
You sold your paintings out of David Leonardis' gallery without permission

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[Verse 3]
You duped David Leonardis out of $3,750!
You are a greedy bastard!
You live off him!
You also left your cigarette ashes on the floor!

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[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Disc Go Round, it's the only place to shop