Keith Porter
[Verse 1]
Once upon a time, Keith Porter robbed Jack Daniel at gunpoint
He took $350 off him and pistol-whipped the shit out of him
Keith Porter was arrested for armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon
He was taken to jail by police
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[Verse 2]
Keith Porter went to court
He was arraigned
He was brought to justice
The testimony stated that Keith Porter robbed Jack Daniel of $350 and pistol-whipped him like he stole something
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[Verse 3]
The trial lasted ten weeks
The verdict was in
A jury found Keith Porter guilty of armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon
A month later, he was sentenced to thirty years in prison
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[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Kingsford, it's the sure fire