Texas Tornados

[Intro]
Hello, who's this?
It's your landlord. Give me my rent money or I will order you evicted from the apartment!

[Verse 1]
This band played at the China Club
About 3500 people were at the rock show
The jam was excellent
The rock 'n roll was kicking a mule's ass

[Chorus]
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados

[Verse 2]
The band played it on the screen
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The jam was whooping a horse's ass

[Chorus]
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The show was a smash hit
It was a fucking smash record

[Chorus]
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados
Texas Tornados

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
For sports, it's Sportmart