You And Your Stoopid Guitar
They said let's go to the show
Can't wait to see them I love that video
Lets catch the opening band
Matt said the singers this girl
With long red hair
But when she started to play
That's when he got in her way
And he was not Brian May
And I kept trying to hear her
Cause I thought maybe she'd
Have something to say
But you kept running her over
Chasing the fucking spotlight
'round the stage oh you think you're so ill
And you're all up in my grill
You and your stoopid guitar
Ever since I was a kid
Wanted to play on a six string like they did
And join a traveling band
Could have conquered the world
With my left hand
And I then I'd sit back and swing
So that the singer could sing
Cause that was always her thing
But I'm still trying to hear her
Cause I thought maybe she'd
Have something to say
And you're still running her over
Chasing that fucking spotlight
Round the stage oh you think you're so ill
And you're all up in my grill
You and your stoopid guitar
I'd say nobody plays it like they used to
Just saying no body plays it quite
As bad as I do not saying nobody plays me
Like they used too, boo hoo
Nobody plays, no body plays