I Sucked Another Dick Last Night

I sucked another dick last night
Not saying that's wrong or right
First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another dick last night

Now darling don't get me wrong
It'd be you if you had a dong
Please don't tell our son 'cause he won't understand
'Bout his cockgobbling cum swalloring crazy old man

Please accept me for the guy that I am
Not what I do in the back of a van

I sucked another dick last night
Not saying that's wrong or right
First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another dick last night

Darling stop yelling, the baby's asleep
Didn't kiss neither of you until I brushed my teeth
So I need you to stop all this judging of me
The good Lord made all of us differently

I sucked another dick last night
Not saying that it's wrong or right
First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do

We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight
Once a month at most, not all the time
You have to trust, it'll all be alright
But I sucked another dick last night